The RACE is NEXT MONTH!!!!

[Ron Hill]

I get E-mails:

Re: I need info on next months race in Parker.

I think all the info is here. Start sending in your entries.

[Tony Scarlata]

Looking forward to it Ron. I will be racing with Kolby in the GN24.

[MAXIMUS]

Looking forward to it Ron. I will be racing with Kolby in the GN24.

Pussy! I will be mowing you down like a herd of cattle on a 2 bit *****!:D Whoops... thought this was the "other" site?:rolleyes: What I meant was hey there Mr scarletta that is just great! I look forward to sharing the water ways with you & challenging you to a noble & upstanding test of wits.. I mean stamina!:D

[MAXIMUS]

Ron you will need to make yourself available for a test session next week... I need to get my "Body Snatcher *** kicker" propeller dialed in!!!! ;)

I plan on racing only one boat! I am putting spikes & some of those twirly blade deals on the sides so I can rip holes in it as I go by it several times...:mad: muahhhhhh!!!!! Where is Joey... that little grease ball! He & tony will be a match made in an unholy place...:eek:

Also Chad time for you to bow down to your daddy... thats right I am going to own you like a cheap toy!:eek:

Ron??? Ron??? RON!!!! props man props!!! help!:D :D

[Tony Scarlata]

Pussy! I will be mowing you down like a herd of cattle on a 2 bit *****!:D Whoops... thought this was the "other" site?:rolleyes: What I meant was hey there Mr scarletta that is just great! I look forward to sharing the water ways with you & challenging you to a noble & upstanding test of wits.. I mean stamina!:D

Maximus,

Why anger my sloth toed friend? You are a past champion and have nothing to prove. I know it may be difficult for a neanderthal such as yourself to spell my name correctly but here is a hint: It is spelled for you on my screen name.;) Now get back to peeling bananas with your feet and I will see you in Bakersfield!:D

[fyremanbill]

So, should I start putting all those boxes of parts together, or do i still have a few weeks to think about it.

[Ron Hill]

I plan on racing only one boat! I am putting spikes & some of those twirly blade deals on the sides so I can rip holes in it as I go by it several times...

What happened to "WHISKERS"??? You know the name "Plan B" is kind of edgy......But "WHISKERS" was a totally cool name for a boat....

When the great score is counted, it won't matter if you won or lost but what was your boat's name....

I along with Tinker Collinge was cleaning stuff out of my shop today....($79 worth of scrap aluminum)... But the thing that cought our eye was the BATMAN HELMET for the 2006 Blue Water Resort and Casino 300 Enduro...Tinker drove for Mercury, but he said, "Batman drove at Parker???"

Maxi...you start calling Tony Scarlata out...he'll be running GN, once I'm the Chairman, and your Plan B Crew, with a Ron Hill Four Blade, well maybe I'm making no sense... but I do hope you'll get your twin 11 year old daughters in J Hydro this year...(No I'm not sponsoring them)...

I mean, If Ross's son can win in J Hydro, your girls should have a chance....to dominate!!!

We're going testing WEDNESDAY....before San Diego if Mr. Wilkes says, "OK".

ADD;

Glad to hear you're running the 300, Tony!!! (The Blue Water Resort and Casino 300 need Super Stars)....

[MAXIMUS]

Maximus,

Why anger my sloth toed friend? You are a past champion and have nothing to prove. I know it may be difficult for a neanderthal such as yourself to spell my name correctly but here is a hint: It is spelled for you on my screen name.;) Now get back to peeling bananas with your feet and I will see you in Bakersfield!:D

Listen up Skarleto me amigo... you are about to enter a realm in which you know nothing about! Up here thar be monstars!:cool: Besides this ain't no wussy 4 lap exhibition deal where you can get out and eat a twinkie when you are tired...:rolleyes:

[Ron Hill]

When I talked to Al, today, he said he agreed to drive with Fred Bowden HIMSELF....but then, they have decided it would be Todd Bowden and Al.....I have mixed feelings here!!! Not!!! Hope this TEAM is ready by October 20, 2007... Stoker and Bowden Teaming??? Ain't seen this in a LONG, LONG TIME!!!!

Also, I heard that GN 9....Gary Tomlin and Ronnie (Ramos) Tomlin say they'll run NEXT year....and Gary wants to run Nostalgia next season...Great news the GN 9 will see action again!!!

John Stoker ran an Evinrude V-6 in the Parker Nine Hour....First outboard V-6 to ever enter and finish the Enduro...Love to see Ole (NOT OLD) John out there in a TRI HULL....Team John's Custom Marine was always good for Boat Racing....

[Ron Hill]

In the old Colorado River Marathon, Ted May always used safety wire to wire about two Twinkies to his dash board. He said, "He got hungry driving that far (115 miles)..."

Bob Brown of Media Direction fame, Hot Boat Magazine fame...and Powerboat fame...I heard this second hand, but Bob was racing in an Ocean Race with Ted being his "Rider", Bob looks over and Ted is unwrapping a sandwich (In the middle of the race)....A little while later, he was peeling an orange...If you knew Ted May, then...this would surprize no one!!!

Of course, by now everyone knows that the 36 Runabout drivers used to DRINK BEER during thier Marathon Races...

So, be careful when you talk about eating Twinkies between heats.....Some of us LIKE Twinkies!!!! Not everyone can deep fry 19 turkeies in a day....Like Maximus...can....Have these "SPIKES" passed safety inspection???

[MAXIMUS]

In the old Colorado River Marathon, Ted May always used safety wire to wire about two Twinkies to his dash board. He said, "He got hungry driving that far (115 miles)..."

Bob Brown of Media Direction fame, Hot Boat Magazine fame...and Powerboat fame...I heard this second hand, but Bob was racing in an Ocean Race with Ted being his "Rider", Bob looks over and Ted is unwrapping a sandwich (In the middle of the race)....A little while later, he was peeling an orange...If you knew Ted May, then...this would surprize no one!!!

Of course, by now everyone knows that the 36 Runabout drivers used to DRINK BEER during thier Marathon Races...

So, be careful when you talk about eating Twinkies between heats.....Some of us LIKE Twinkies!!!! Not everyone can deep fry 19 turkeies in a day....Like Maximus...can....Have these "SPIKES" passed safety inspection???

The twinkies, spikes & 19 turkeys were all certified legal by Rod & Ted! Spikes were limited to one side only but none the less...:rolleyes: I like to have about 25 cocktails after the race is over! I think that is the best part of the weekend is running around the pits getting a buzz & sharing stories with your amigos!!!! Last year grich & I were laughing at each other when we both came together on the beach shortly after breaking both boats... he asked me & I the same... what happend??? both answers... It broke! Reply... ohhh??? Hey how about a burrito & a cocktail! Sure! Ok! Lets go sit & watch those poor bastards beat them selves to death... :D

Good times ahead gentlemen! These are what memories are made of...:)

[bowman]

Ben

Bring on what ever loud piped, spike twerling, missle shooting thing you got. The score is tied one a piece. :eek: I'm running solo this year and I think Chad is as well, so don't let the rooster tail off the outboards hit you from the shore when your gas gusling blown thing bends a valve. :p The best you can hope for in third. (I hope Chad is a close second) As beautiful of a boat as Plan B is, it is just that Plan B. "Old School" is going to show you how its done V bottom style. :D

Bring it my long haired friend, let the games begin.

Pat

[MAXIMUS]

Ben

Bring on what ever loud piped, spike twerling, missle shooting thing you got. The score is tied one a piece. :eek: I'm running solo this year and I think Chad is as well, so don't let the rooster tail off the outboards hit you from the shore when your gas gusling blown thing bends a valve. :p The best you can hope for in third. (I hope Chad is a close second) As beautiful of a boat as Plan B is, it is just that Plan B. "Old School" is going to show you how its done V bottom style. :D

Bring it my long haired friend, let the games begin.

Pat


You know I had the same goofey conversation with your counter part 2 years ago! I was told the same thing by Chad. Then things got really quiet around here after that race!:D One way or another you will be pouring me my first cocktail after this is over!!!!!:D

[ePerformanceMarine]

You all seem to be forgetting the 2007 Nostalgia Jet Region 12 Champion, that will be starting way before any of you. Also we will have some special white water race deals on the boat. So yalllll hang on to your shorts we plan on making a real good showing, winning class or even the whole damn thing:cool:

[bowman]

You know I had the same goofey conversation with your counter part 2 years ago! I was told the same thing by Chad. Then things got really quiet around here after that race!:D One way or another you will be pouring me my first cocktail after this is over!!!!!:D

Well this is still my year!!! I only have about six more weeks before it is put up or shut up time:D I'm ready!!!

Bring on your cheriot or what ever you call it. You will only have one oppertunity to use your spikes when I pass you, well maybe twice when I lap you.:D

As for Tony and the rest of the Hot shots on their way in, Great they will just pack the shore with more people to see me win again.:p

Tony glad to see you are going to make it this year, and the rest of you who finaly got smart and realized racing is for more than 4 laps, to quote Ben. Im just excited to have to pour Ben a drink, I hope its the winner that is pouring.

And for you Ron, for your other post I fully expect you to pay the entry fee, fuel, traval, food, and the $1000 personal apperance charge!!....Lets see where that gets me.:confused:

Pat

[Tony Scarlata]

Well this is still my year!!! I only have about six more weeks before it is put up or shut up time:D I'm ready!!!

Bring on your cheriot or what ever you call it. You will only have one oppertunity to use your spikes when I pass you, well maybe twice when I lap you.:D

As for Tony and the rest of the Hot shots on their way in, Great they will just pack the shore with more people to see me win again.:p

Tony glad to see you are going to make it this year, and the rest of you who finaly got smart and realized racing is for more than 4 laps, to quote Ben. Im just excited to have to pour Ben a drink, I hope its the winner that is pouring.

And for you Ron, for your other post I fully expect you to pay the entry fee, fuel, traval, food, and the $1000 personal apperance charge!!....Lets see where that gets me.:confused:

Pat

Pat please do not lump me in with the likes of Maximus. I have much more class and I am a reputable racer. I ran the 300 two years ago in a Dana jet and a great time. We only made it 40 laps before the MSD took a dump but what a blast! See ya there Pat!!

[capnzee]

I certainly hope you last more than 40 laps this year!:) Rod

[MAXIMUS]

Pat please do not lump me in with the likes of Maximus. He has much more class then I and he is a reputable racer. I ran the 300 two years ago in a Dana jet and a great time. We only made it 40 laps before I took a dump but what a blast! See ya there Pat!!

Yea Rod I hope so too...:rolleyes:

[MAXIMUS]

Its been pretty damn quiet in here... The 3rd enduro is right around the corner... Hope everybody is getting ready?:confused:

[Tony Scarlata]

Its been pretty damn quiet in here... The 3rd enduro is right around the corner... Hope everybody is getting ready?:confused:

How touching!!

Hey Klingon, How goes it!!!!!:D

[MAXIMUS]

How touching!!

Hey Klingon, How goes it!!!!!:D

I happen to have something you can touch!:D

[capnzee]

I happen to have something you can touch!:DBut can you drive it and/or have you registered it yet ? At this point in time we don't care much about things you can touch, we need to get 35 boats out there. If we can do this, and save the race, I may be able to find someone a whole lot nicer than Tony to "touch it"! :confused: Rod

[MAXIMUS]

But can you drive it and/or have you registered it yet ? At this point in time we don't care much about things you can touch, we need to get 35 boats out there. If we can do this, and save the race, I may be able to find someone a whole lot nicer than Tony to "touch it"! :confused: Rod

Yes I sent it in a few days back.

[capnzee]

Of course I haven't seen anything posted by Ross, but I do understand that we may have rounded the corner on entries. Why can't you guys just get your entries in in a timely matter and quit scaring the hell out of me. I thought I might be losing my once a year good ride if this race doesn't come off.:) Rod