But Jerry...that would raise the question of where in the world I was hanging out. Not only that, but why would my face not be messed up? Only my right hip, elbows, maybe some ribs and knees. That doesn't really add up to a mugging. In fact, it could lead to questions like why I didn't call, where's the complaint report, what was stolen and when I couldn't answer all that....what then? And how come the bruises in those places?